It’s F-in Freezing!

Most of the time it doesn’t get this cold until January. So, being that I come originally from spending most of my life in a warmer climate, this makes me particularly crazy. Really. It seems like the cold creeps into my head and makes me a tad-bit delirious.

How to Be a Patron in a Restaurant: Vol 1

Do not….come to a restaurant and tip horribly. Just don’t. If you don’t have the money, don’t come in. Simple as that. It’s not fair to a server when they bust their ass waiting on you and making your time at the restaurant as wonderful and fantasy-fulfilling as possible, and you tip less than 20%. Remember, 20% isn’t much money to live on. And for all you know, your server makes $2.13 an hour. This really pisses me off the most when rich, older people come in, and they are mean, demanding, complicated, and do not tip well. They spend their time complaining about this or that and saying “I’m so sorry” when you tell them that yes, in fact, my tattoos are real. Jerks.

How To Be a Patron in A Restaurant: Vol 2

Do not…… Be a completely rude asshole to the staff, if they do not somehow deserve it. Didn’t your mother ever tell you that if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all? I have worked at restaurants in the past where the server, kitchen, or otherwise would REALLY screw with your meal if you are a complete jerk.

Jobs, Chapters, and The Overall Downfall of Humanity.

What a day. I always loath working during “Tax Free Weekend” because all of the assholes come out of hiding and head straight for me. I’ve had way too many people bitch at me the past couple days. It’s as if I have a sign taped to my back that says “Need a scapegoat to [...]

Don’t Forget to Breathe!

It’s funny how things go from being slow and meandering to viciously high paced.