Having lit up for the first time just six months ago, you’re already violently in love with your slim white cylinders. They warm you like tiny campfires. Life would be so cold and dark without them. Give yourself a decade. Eventually you see the light-and I don’t mean the one at the end of a mini Bic.
TOMORROW WILL BE WORSE:
A witty and Misanthropic take on the everyday.
ABOUT LADY D.
Hello, and Welcome!
I am just another one of those cynical people who write to stave off their over-stuffed mind.
On this blog you will see an abundance of lists, suggested musical playlists, my bitching about pretty much everything, personal experiences being in retail hell and a restaurant slave, open letters to those who piss me off, some art and poetry, incessant posts where I try my damnedest to put the good things in perspective, and the horrible, yet witty tales of my determination of quitting smoking with little-to-no will power.
Cheers!
Becoming a Non-Smoker in Three Easy Steps.
1. Just get addicted to something else
2. chain yourself to something sturdy enough that you can’t chew through for two weeks
3. Have someone kill you.
I’m a Quitter!
I’m QUITTING!!!!!! my job, and cigarettes!!! So far it’s been two days and I’ve only had a very few amount of cigarettes. Today I went out and bought some nicotine gum, toothpicks, sugar free hard candy, carrot sticks, and Cinnamon sticks. As I write this I am enjoying my very last one and I feel [...]
