How Did You Get Here Again? Part II

Welcome to Part II! It makes me laugh to no end to see how some of you end up viewing my blog. I can’t see who you are, but I get the pleasure of knowing the search terms you use to reach this lovely little world of mine. You guys are absolutely insane, and make my day just a little bit brighter with the very…uh…interesting terms you use. Here are some of the best from this past year:

  • “I quit my life”
  • “Starving Sad Kitty Painting”
  • “Zombie Silhouette”
  • “So many exhausted suits, on the tube, tiredly waiting to go home” (Hmm…okay…)
  • “Tori Amos Bird Necklace”
  • “All my life coldly and sadly the days have gone by”
  • “Pixie Meat necklace”
  • “It’ll get you drunk”
  • “Busking in Asheville”
  • “Amy Gerstler, Jewish feminist”
  • “Salvador Dali anus” (Seriously, I am not making this stuff up)
  • “Dead birds”
  • “Irish Manners”
  • “Lithuania rock carvings”
  • “People being passive”
  • “Embrace the crazy”
  • “Stop bitching”
  • “Buddha covering his mouth”
  • “Please do not leave your shit for others to clean”
  • “I love you more than flowers”
  • “If you don’t watch Glee, you’re a loser” (I don’t agree with that statement.)
  • “Zombies running down the streets in NYC”
  • “Sorry for being a weirdo”
  • “Right way to do everything wrong”
  • “Old skate video with TSOL Flowers by the door” (great song!)
  • “You are in charge of me”
  • “Hooker motels in Sarasota” (Seriously, people? I guarantee you won’t find that information here. hahaha)
  • “Silhouette of twin brains” (Interesting….)
  • “Asheville is kind of depressing”
  • “Is you creepin?”
  • “How to grow carrots”
  • “Cubist literature German love gone wrong” (hm.)
  • And my personal favorite: “My mustache brings all the girls to the yard”

I have NO idea how these terms bring you here. But nonetheless, it is quite interesting and hilarious! Keep em coming, crazies!

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