How Did You Get Here, Again?

Some of you guys end up on this blog because you know me. Some of you find this page because you are a’creepin. And some people end up here by searching ridiculous things through Google and other search engines. Those in particular….some of you are just down-right crazy pants. Yet, your searches are just so, pee-a-little-in-your-pants funny that I’m going to share some of the golden search phrases here, and now. I’m not sure HOW these words bring you straight to this blog, but BEHOLD:

  • “Bitch Quotes”
  • “Heartbroken Bear”
  • “Don’t make dirty”
  • “Energy for tomorrow from urine”   (Wow, dude.)
  • “Kitten sauce”
  • “When roommates attack”
  • “Strange toilet paper installation”
  • “industrial piercing growing out of yo”
  • “sleazy hooker motel in Sarasota”
  • “Cabaret cigarette”
  • “Kittens with mustaches”
  • “Hopeless smoker”  (HA! I thought that was great.)

Keep them coming, weirdos! You make my day!

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